Must Shroom

You’re…real right? How did you get up to my hide-a-way? No matter, you must also be here for the Glowshooms.

I got an offer for ya, collect four of them for me and I’ll give you a secret recipe for a snack that will let you climb even longer!

Look for more over by the sewer, something in the water really makes ’em grow.

So you are real… thanks for the shrooms!

Now I’ll tell you! I will! The secret… the secret is… it’s… to eat the mushroom raw!

Bwhahahaha! And don’t worry! There aren’t any… many side effects! NONE!

Now go away and get your own.

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